Instructor? Why?

You just started to ride, and have not yet decided whether you need a trainer? No need to fool one's head. Quickly Find the nearest, and recruited him. Indeed, any normal instructor, if he is to pay money: 

Learn how to handle the equipment 

Learn to move the entire heap of skis and poles, without risk to demolish a number of head-reaching comrade (friend) 

Learned to the situation on the slope - which is dangerous, where there is no where to go, where you do not need, and why will help otryahivatsya gear to collect and 

Learn to understand the condition of snow cover Explain why ski in one place slip, and the other clinging to the slope 

Indicate the characteristics of the places on the slope, where to go no need for the better through their behavior differs from most придурков with skis 

Bring in the rest of coffee or tea - so he can go to these pads! 

Finally Explain why you need to sharpen skis tell how to regulate the anchorage and why their numbers 

Provide clues as to what your doroguschie shoes you absolutely do not fit Explain how to use this devil lift / 

To introduce safety rules for the lift 

Learn how to dress that was neither hot nor cold 

Tell how to behave in a queue, so that your ski nobody went 

Teach seep through the turn with minimal loss of time and minimal risk to health 

  Help buy a lift ticket at a discount, «a kanatchikov» or «a rescue» In the morning almost always sober - because he was at work make sure that the glasses do not steam 

Learn to brake without falling slope 

Learn to stop on the slope without the help of other people or improvised means, such as trees or building elevator 

Teach the move without sbivaniya other skiers 

Show where the toilet 

Tells how to select equipment that does not spend any extra money and not buy the full g @ UEE 

Help to fit equipment 

Vytryahnet snow because of the collar of glasses, gloves, because of the cuffs, the pockets, hats Zastegnet these clips on the devil's shoes 

Help unzip, which came with zastegivanii fabric jumpsuit 

Caught and makes a left lyzhu or sticks (goggles, gloves, ...) that I have damage to the slope 

Tell in which direction should I go from here Vozit with a first aid kit, screwdriver, sunscreen, a handkerchief, toilet paper, a flask of cognac ... 

Learn not to be afraid when I will at the top of the wild mountain 

Learn to stand on the snow 

See to it that I have not dropped (a), gloves, sticks, glasses, lighters, cell phone, player, etc. with the chair lift 

Forgot about the protective lipstick and sunscreen 

Help clear the snow from the soles of shoes before zastegivaniem anchorages 

Photographs taken at the right time in the right place 

Help meet other fans of mountain skiing 

Cover your body from these unguided by @ zlov, exhaust which kills all living within a radius of five meters 

Tell a couple баек of life skiers 

Warned in a cafe is not as well as - the least harmful to health 

Listen carefully to a few hours to take account the child and maybe even teach him to turn 

Talk about how to behave on the slope to reduce the risk of being downed what some idiots to minimize 

Teach me to enjoy skiing, but not from the fact that I survived it after (a) 

Specifies the path to where I disguise (las), perhaps even teach me to turn, not falling for this in the slope 

In the end, as even with him (her) to get acquainted ... 

What else can an instructor to give those who have already learned to ride, can be found in "Instructors."